March 14 is Steak and BJ Day!!!

This site is dedicated to all of those guys out there who suffered through all the flowers, the chocolates and the cards we are all required to give our ladies happy on Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day isn't for us! Men don't want flowers! Men don't want cards! All men want is a nice steak and a bit of sucky sucky. So, I am starting a petition to get us a bit of well earned gratification for all of the hoops we jump through for Valentine's Day.

March 14 is to officially become Steak and BJ Day for any couple who has had to celebrate February 14 for her.

THE DETAILS

  1. Once he comes home from dinner you will be waiting on the couch for him with a beer.
  2. The TV will be tuned to a movie with gore and violence or a sporting event.
  3. There will be no talk about how each others day was.
  4. A BJ will be given (important: he is not required to reciprocate!)
  5. You will swallow.
  6. You will immediately begin cooking a nice thick steak.
  7. You will bring him the steak and along with a fresh beer.
  8. You will leave the room so he can continue to watch TV and eat in peace.
  9. You will clear the dishes and then give a bit more sucky.
  10. You will not complain about Steak and BJ day as youremembers how nice he was for Valentine's Day!

THE PETITION

If you agree that March 14 should become Steak and BJ Day as an official holliday, please add to the petition by leaving a comment!!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great idea dude. i am in!!!

Anonymous said...

Awesome!!! I bought her some much stuff. now its my turn

Anonymous said...

i need a gool 'ol BJ. Too much fish in my mouth

Ron said...

In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….

It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!

There are more funny greetings on http://www.steakandbj.com

Carolyne said...

Hmm... I know my boyfriend likes steak and I like steak. I like giving bj's and I'm sure that my boyfriend likes getting them.

Anonymous said...

I wish Carolyne was my girlfriend. My girlfriend hates giving BJs. I would even cook Carolyne the steak!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for March 14 to come around again. It's my favourite day of the year. Oh how I miss March 14!!!

Anonymous said...

i like steak, my girlfriend likes steak, i love a bit of sucky sucky she likes to give a bit of sucky sucky

Anonymous said...

i wouldnt do it just because its the day! im freaked out that you call it sucky sucky to be honest!it just wouldnt happen! its just a wierd day to have! dont most boyfriends get it quite regularly?!?!?! id love it if it was national give titwank day though, im kinky like that!
AS xxxxx

aleylachian@hotmail.com said...

I like! I like!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god we're getting close.